These could only be made remotely amusing if the ghost dresses said “eat me” somewhere on them. Sexy Pac-Manĭo these even count as costumes? Tiny, tiny little dresses with characters’ faces on them do not a costume make, if you ask me. Couldn’t they at least have picked Arcee for this? 3.
I know, for myself, that I’ve been a little creeped out in the past by the fan fiction pieces where the Transformers were sexualized, but this may be taking it even farther than that. Who are generally portrayed as male-gendered. Television shows aimed at preschoolers are ideal for sexualization, right? Especially a character who is c) male, b) not human, and c) is about the least sexy shape in all of geometry. Who live in a sewer with a rat and pig out on pizza. Nothing says sexy like Mutagen-enhanced reptiles. Remember that game you played as a kid? Good old Gum Drop Mountain and Candy Cane Forest? Those lovable characters like Princess Lolly and Queen Frostine and Lord Licorice and the ominous Gloppy the Molasses Monster? Hey, why not put all that crap on a tiny little dress and sell it to attention-seeking women! Insert your own “tart” pun here. Hey, you know what’s always scary and never sexy? Clowns. I’m not sure if it was just some random boardroom idea that resulted in these costumes’ existence, but I like to imagine that it’s a huge conspiracy by Al Gore to get impressionable young males to associate sex with saving the Earth. Recycling is sexy! Or, at least, whoever made these costumes wants you to believe that. The fact that those didn’t make the top ten means that there are some real gems to come. Elsewhere on the shelf, you might find the Sexy Peter Pan or Sexy Pinocchio costume that actually got the stamp of approval from the House of Mouse. Now, the foxy fish here is not actually an officially licensed Disney product, but that does not relieve them of guilt in this division. Sexy Nemoīecause, you know, when I think sexy, I think of prepubescent clownfish with gimpy fins. Or is there? Here’s a look at the ten most ridiculous variations on the “sexy lady” Halloween costume that I was able to come across this year. And by 2010, it seems there’s nothing left to sexualize. But it seems as if in recent years, the trend has ballooned a little out of control. For years, Halloween parties have been rife with the healthy collection of sexy nurses, sexy witches, and the occasional play on Alice or Dorothy or some other iconic character. Now, the trend of “sassy”, “sexy”, and even “slutty” costumes is certainly no new one. If so, you’re probably anticipating the ever-popular trend of young ladies using the holiday as an excuse to bare as much flesh as possible. As it’s almost Halloween, I’m sure you’re planning on getting dressed up in your favorite costume and hitting some festivities this weekend.
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